Down Under

Sometimes, when boredom gets the best of us, we, as human beings, can seek entertainment in the crudest forms of humor. Example: School. It's boring. There is no way around it-- boring. So some friends and I have been playing "In My Pants", No it isn't a guessing game: we all know what lies beneath-- It's a game you have probably heard of which consists of adding, 'In My Pants' to the end of movie, book, and song titles to spice them up a notch. Here are some of my favourites:


1) Bend It Like Beckham In my Pants
2) The Hand That Rocks the Cradle In My Pants
3)Smells Like Teen Spirit In My Pants
4)Finding Nemo In My Pants
5)The Texas Chainsaw Massacre In my Pants
6)Roccy Raccoon In My Pants
7)Shrek In My Pants



So, try it for yourself, and tell me (not literally), what's in your pants?

L'Idiot

Is it just me, or are people becoming less intelligent? I go to school with 500 of today's youths, and I swear to God they're getting dumber every day. For example, in my science class, instead of asking intelligent questions like, "Which column in the periodic table are the alkali metals found in?", students ask things like: "How come if you chug a sprite and eat a banana, your tummy hurts?", "Sir, did you ever wrestle an alligator?", "How do you make Moonshine?" and "Sir, what does your wife look like?".

What is the world coming to?

The other day, a guy in my class even brought a pillow to class. Or a while back, when another guy in my class stole a Florence flask, filled it with water, mixed some cool-aid in and chugged it before anyone had time to say anything about it. And last year, a girl in my class was handed a detention slip, and she shoved it it her mouth and ate it.
So what are we supposed to think of this? Is it simply typical teenage hormones on a rampage, or are we truly going back to the basics?