Ten Things NOT to buy Secondhand

As you may know because of all of them fashion blogs out there, vintage is in right now. And, because of these amazing blogs, you probably know what fabulous things you can buy secondhand. I would hate to tell you anything you already know, so I put together a different list: 10 Things NOT to buy Used.

1)Lingerie -- This is just gross. Wearing the ill-fitting erotic garments that other people boinked in is just...
2)Sanitary Napkins -- You can't put those in the washing machine.
3)Lunch -- Used Lunch. Think about it.
4)Toothbrush -- Think about lathering years worth of bacteria on your pearly whites.
5)Kleenex -- Yuck.
6)Paper -- It would be pretty hard to write legibly on used paper.
7)Paper Plates -- When your arranging food on your plate so you won't have to look at MysteryPerson's mustard stain you have a problem.
8)Hair/ Wig -- You could have a whole ant farm up there and you wouldn't know till after you wore it.
9)Anything Moist -- Eww. Moist.
10)Helmet -- Chances are the person who donated it was following the instructions of a will.